Its True, Its true!!

These are from a book called "Disorder in the Court." These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters - who had to face the torments of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

My dear friend Vimal send me these hilarious goodies, i just cant get over it; so i thought i'll share it online

Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.

Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that
morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.

Q: And where was the location of the accident?
A: Approximately milepost 499.
Q: And where is milepost 499?
A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.

Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't
know about it until the next morning?

Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?

Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up! also?

Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male or a female?

Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the
autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law

9 comments:

death becomes him said...

i dread going to court now

i would probably kill a lawyer or something
:-)

apatea said...

Haha
Imagine being a witness itself is terrifying; and these guys actually put u thru all these!!! haha

illusionaire said...

Lolz!!!! Those are some really priceless collection. Great forward!

Puia said...

yes, it's true.. again it's true..:) i tha maw apatea..?

Jerusha said...

hahaha - ka nui nasa ltk, stairs khi ka nuih za, a zawh dan thluk khi intelligent sounding deuh khian zawt ang lawi bawk sia..

apatea said...

@puia, tha lom. I va vang ve o...

@illusionaire, we should thank the one and only death becomes him for these, he always have lots n lots of stuff that always seem to interest you one way or the other.

@jerusha, now we know that there are some ppl who are actualy more crazy than we Are!! :-D

austin said...

Too Good. Will expect some more staff like dis.......

Keep up the good work.

Aussi

Almost Unreal said...

hahaha..tha hlom eee

Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.

every year tih hi dik ve em sin

lolzz

Zr-i said...

funny!! :D